MoonIMover
Not long ago, I was born. Then my parents cut off my foreskin, even though they were atheists. This is because adults love doing mean things to babies for no reason.
I went to school, but they did not like my sexy clothes, so I had to leave. Then the Dark Lord, Sauron, learned the art of Ring-making and forged the Master Ring in the fires of Mordor.
Thank you for wasting your time watching my sloppily-produced and unfunny videos.
